Following!

Herro.
I've got one follower! Look at me go, break neck speeds here. Soon I may have 2, then 3, then 4 and so forth. UNLESS its a multiplying increase, in which case i will have 2, then 4, the 8, then 16 and continue going higher and higher till i am awesomely world renowned like... water? everyone knows what water is. So today my goal for all of those of you that actually read this... which im going to say is... 6.3, your goal is to sign up, and show this around, and then the new people will do the same, and it will continue. This will be like those chain letter that you hate to get, yet you do them anyways (sometimes) because you don't want the apparent karma they can give. So if you don't attempt the goal, then i will curse you with scurvy. No one wants the scurvy. ALSO, if you happen to get the scurvy you then have to wear an eye patch, and if you don't, then you will get another curse, a curse of... the plague. That sounds about right. SPOILER ALERT!!! sometimes there will be story time, where i start to write a story. The story i write is completely made up at all times, and if you don't believe me, you can google that shit for plagiarism. Google will come up with nothing, thats just how good i am at story time. Also, the story will be random as all hell, so you will have to follow closely. You might get the start of a story this weekend, pending on how my time restraints go. So thats all ima write for today, so im signing off.

If i write it they will come!
Jay.
P.S: Don't forget to fulfill your goal, or you get the scurvy.